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Post by Mippin on Oct 13, 2003 20:21:03 GMT -5
"Twitchier!!!!" Mippin yelled, after the wraith had nearly melted from the chocolate, she picked up her fluffy little furball of a cat, and began to scratch behind the cat's ear. Suddenly a wraith found the strength to get up and aim for Mip.
Mippin yelled out, and handed Twitchier to Agent Lofty, who instantly sat down and began playing with her. "AGENT LOFTY!" she groaned at him.
He put Twitchier down and pat her on the head, she rubbed up on him and purred loudly. Mip slapped her forehead and slid it down her face, after having shot the nazgûl repeatedly with butter. She then spun it around and sent it over to Merry and Pippin who salted him nicely with the cheese topping.
Twitchy then decided to join Twitchier and rub up on Agent Lofty. "Enough!" Mippin yelled and threw a hackey-sack covered in catnip towards the hidden passage way. She then went up to Agent Lofty and pat him on the back. "There'll be plenty of time to play with the kitties later, this is war."
At that moment, Amarië walked up to Mippin and handed her a hat they had lifted from Elijah, it wasn't the same type of spiffy hat that A&M were wearing, no, Lëowen had that hat. It was more of a...replica of Mount Doom type hat. Nonetheless it did the trick.
Soon they were back in the battle. The elves now manned the fountain drinks and at precise timing they squirted the nazgûl. They had no defence now, really, and they were wet, soggy, sticky, and extremely itchy.
Yup, Merry and Pippin did Mip proud with their cheese topping, she smiled and looked away, brushing away a tear. She was so proud of those too! Wait...that always did that. Oh okay! She went back to battling. She was running out of butter, so she went back to the secret passage way and loaded up on soda syrup... mwahahahaha!
She walked out and aimed. Oh the fun to shoot syrup at a wraith.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 13, 2003 20:34:23 GMT -5
Amarië went back to the fort and began to mix up a new contraption to fight the Nazgûls with. She noticed Gandalf had come out from the hidden fort and was using his pokey stick of doom to throw popcorn at the Nazgûls.
Amarië took her strange new mixture and got a giant inflatable straw and began stirring it. She then took a giant regular straw and began shooting it at the Nazgûls through that. She wondered how long the Nazgûls would last, and decided to gather the troops to devise a big plan to get rid of them once and for all. She whistled towards Mippin and made some strange hand motions.
'ITS SUCH AN HONOUR TO BE HERE TODAY!' *strange hand motion* Mippin got the point and yelled for everyone to follow here to the secret room.
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Post by Firondoiel on Oct 13, 2003 20:41:21 GMT -5
"Drat these Wraiths!!!" said Firi, "Showing up just when I had my revenge plan complete. But oh well. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And the red dawn!"
With that she happily loaded her cannon with her special mixture and began firing at the syrup covered wraiths.
"Mwahahahaha!" she laughed e-viley has she shot her cannon at the e-vile beings. But alas, she overloaded the cannon and it exploded.
Firi went flying through the air and landed in the arms of a surprised Legolas. "Oh how herioc of you!" she exclaimed, "But you can put me down now."
Legolas nodded and attempted to but he found the special mixture was all over Firi and she stuck to him!
"Oh Valar!" they both said at the same time. Here was Firi stuck to one of the most wanted Elves by the national fangirl club. Not that this would be a bad situation any other time, but in the middle of a popcorn war, well, it's not exactly the best thing to happen.
"Uh... a little help?" said an embarrassed Legolas.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 13, 2003 21:21:34 GMT -5
Mippin noticed that Firi and Legover were stuck to each other, she went to the fountain drinks and gleefully squirted them with carbonated water, enough to get them unstuck. "Sorry, I didn't know any other way to get you unstuck!" she called out.
She went over to Amarië who was snapping pictures now.. Mippin took off her hat and put it back on. "Got anything good?" she asked Amarië. Amarië handed her some photos quickly and was off to battle. She was much too preoccupied to go with Mippin to hold the doors. She looked around for someone who wasn't all that busy, and could help. She found him.
"Here kitty, kitty, kitties. Nice little kitties." whispered Agent Lofty. Not again! Mippin went over to Agent Lofty and reminded him that last time he tried to pet an overly-large kitty, it nearly fled into the audience. "Oh, yeah. I remember that... then there was a beaver.."
"Yes, Agent, there was a beaver. D'you mind helping me hold the doors, I can't get out lest I have someone to hold them for me." she replied to him.
He followed Mippin out the door and Mippin motioned for Agent Lofty to stay there whilst she run off to make a new movie.
In a jiff she ran out, listening the crowd roar with laughter. "Probably the popcorn tub-head wraith." Mippin muttered to herself. When she got back to the door, she noticed that Agent Lofty was wedged in the door frame she looked up to see him smiling, and he walked carefully back down. "Well, that was fun." he said.
Mippin raised an eyebrow and went back in.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 16, 2003 19:05:43 GMT -5
'RETREAT! RETREAT!' Amarië yelled, leading everyone into a secret passage-way. The Nazgûls had called for backup. A crew of twenty-five orcs had come, and they had to come up with a plan. Everyone, inlcuding elves, a few men, and four hobbits, followed A&M back through the passage way. Amarië stayed at the end to close the door and block off any enimies that came in. T&T (Twitchy and Twitchier) had made their way back and were watching T&T (The Movie). A few people sat down and began to watch, but Amarië knew they had to come up with a plan, and fast, before the Nazgûls broght more back-up, and all hope was lost.
She summoned everyone together. They all crowded around a table, which Mippin had spread a huge map of the place down so they could see (including all the secret passage-ways). She began to explain to them her master plan, while Amarië handed out towels. She then got armour and offered some of the more tired something to refresh them. And they all listened to Mippin's idea.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 16, 2003 19:33:01 GMT -5
Mippin blinked a few times as everyone waited for her to give the plan. She asked for tape. Immediately she was pelted by rolls of Scotch tape. 'Ahem. Hannon le.' she said, picking up a roll and taping her blue prints to the wall. She took out an antenna, and extended it, to use as a pointer, why? because she could. She straightened Billy's hat, and began to speak.
"Any questions?" Mipin said at last. Agent Lofty raised his hand. "Why, exactly are we doing this?"
Mippin gaped at him then straightened the hat once more.
"Why are we doing this? Why? We're doing this because it's what's right. We have put away our differences and trifles against one another, and now it is our time to stand up and fight the invisible faces of e-vile! It is time to make a difference, my friends. It is time to earn our honour amongst the greatest warriors. Yea, I say, it is time, it is time! And we will not take defeat. Nay, we shan't! We shall face this e-vile, and we shall smite it into dust and a buttery gore. We shall prevail! We shall fight for open freedom, or die! That! That is why. This is our sole purpose. To make a better future for the movie-goers of Rivendell once more! LET US FIGHT!!!" Mippin yelled, a tear coming to everyone's eyes.
She quickly took down her blueprints and had everyone file out. It was a beautiful moment.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 16, 2003 19:51:33 GMT -5
Amarië and Mippin began directing everyone on what to do. 'You elves and men will take the popcorn, along with other weapons, and file in from the back and front. You will split up and ambush them on both sides. There is more of you. You, the hobbits, will follow us, you will attack through the hidden passage. You all are the smallest and can move more easily through the tunnels, Mippin will explain what you are exactly to do, while I set up the others,' Amarië said. Mippin pulled out a map and began to explain to the hobbits.
'You Agent Lofty, stay here. We might need you soon enough. For now you can play with the 'kitties' until we require your help! I think I shall send you with the men and elves, but Im not sure...'
Amarië guided the elves and men around back to attack the Nazgûls from the back, leaving half of them in the hideaway to attack from the front.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 20, 2003 18:51:20 GMT -5
Amarië showed the men and elves what to do. They all nodded and waited for a signal. Amarië walked back to the room and grabbed Mippin and Agent Lofty, who was playing with the kitties.
'Aw, such cutie little kitties,' he said, both cats purring and rubbing against him.
'Come on, its time to take our plan to action!' Amarië said, pulling Agent Lofty away from the cats. She lead them into a hidden passage-way to find the hobbits.
A few minutes later she found them all sitting, waiting for Amarië's signal. Frodo sat cross-legged at the end, and Agent Lofty went up next to him and sat down in the same style.
'I need some rope,' she said, Sam quickly giving her some. She fiddled with it for awhile, tying it to something above the lobby.
'Okay, here what we do...' she said explaining to everyone as Mippin got a secret stash of popcorn and shields out.
'Okay its time!' Mippin said, adjusting her shield. Agent Lofty, Mip, and Amarië took a rope and slid down into the middle of a bunch of Nazgul and orcs.
Mippin made a weird cry, and Amarië soon after. The men and elves rushed in. They all had popcorn and attacked the orcs and Nazgul, from the front and the back. It was a brilliant plan, corner them, leaving no escape.
The battle was on, it was eye for eye, popcorn for popcorn, once it seemed the battle was won, it tipped and it was even again.
Finally, Amarië decided to call for backup. She went right under where the hobbits were waiting for her. She looked up, winked, and then whistled. The hobbit jumped on the signal, except for Pippin and Merry, who had gotten caught up in T&T. They slid down the rope, and snuck back to the fort. They took aim, and fired at them all. Soon, two Nazgul were on them, and the battle was beginning to look more like it had been won.
Amarië snuck out the front, looking for something else that could help them. She noticed Gandalf had mysteriously disappeared. She scanned the horizon, and then decided to go back in, to fight the battle once more.
Suddenly, she heard a horse; she turned to see Gandalf. He smiled and soon a bunch of elves appeared. It was the elves Firi and Arwen had called for! But now, surely they would be on the hobbits and A&M's side.
Amarië lead them all to the battle, and now it surely seemed they had won.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 28, 2003 19:39:15 GMT -5
Mippin lashed out, throwing pocorn madly, the war was coming to an end. It was really beautiful, but Mippin didn't really have time to think about that...
Suddenly she heard a bit of song coming over from somewhere..she listend intently as she flung popcorn.
"Soul take soul as eye take eye, try turn to reason in your, bitter life..."
Mippin immiedately picked up on the song and starting singing, it was a bit of a weird song to sing during a war, but they needed a war song anyway.
"Your city to burn, your city to burn!" Mippin sung, trying not to laugh at what you was singing. At least they were singing Hummer... Soon after just about everyone started singing, which confused the wraiths even more. Soon everyone got to the chorus... "See you, don't you just want to, see you. I am one."
Mippin was just about to crack as everyone sung this because of course, this song made little sense...As all but one wraith had retreated, Mippin took out her squirt gun and walked slowly towards the remaining wraith. It threw popcorn at her but she kept coming, at the same speed. The wraith began to back up slowly but was cornered by Mippin and Amarië. Mippin pulled the trigger, and it seemed that the wraith melted before her. 'Life's a bummer, when you're a hummer.' she said menacingly and turned around to see everyone. It was a surreal moment.
Soon the festivities began and everyone cheered. It was truly beautiful.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 29, 2003 19:21:05 GMT -5
Everyone cheered with excitment over the winning. They all were overjoyed at the win. Some went to the main bar, and passed out sodas for everyone. They all drank happily after the battle.
It was a peaceful moment, that comes directly after any battle. A few helped the wounded. Others fell of exauhstion. Some cried 'victory' and were so overjoyed they forgot how tired they were. Several just sat along the walls and gathered their strength.
Over the chitter of the peoples, one could hear Gandalf say, even though his voice was not as loud as one would expect, 'The battle of the Lobby is over. The battle of the Movie Theatre has just begun.'
Everyone listened to his words, and some drew deep in though on what he ment, leaving every one something to think about as they all did what they did.
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Post by Arafangwen on Nov 4, 2003 2:15:07 GMT -5
Everyone listened to his words, and some drew deep in though on what he ment, leaving every one something to think about as they all did what they did.
Meanwhile, Arafangwen laughed hilariously and succeded in falling of her perch and onto T&T(Twitchy&Twitchier) which recieved a cry of alarm from the Agent Lofty who ran and shoved her off the two all the while incessantly mumbling something about the letter "P" and a yellow shopping cart.
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Post by Mippin on Nov 4, 2003 2:21:03 GMT -5
Agent Lofty glared at Arafangwen, and began to stroke T'n'T. Mippin rushed over and helped Ara up, and made sure she was alright.
Soon, the merriment was back, and Gandalf's words were seemingly forgotten. There was aan aire of party, and Boromir even got out the disco ball. Mippin took off her hat and pulled out a guitar, and began playing. What, you think Uncle Billy's hat only helped her think? Hmm...
Soon everyone was singing, and those who were old enough were drunker than an ale drinking hill troll from down yonder! Merry and Pippin began eating more popcorn, as they settled to watch the movie.
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Post by Amarië on Nov 9, 2003 0:19:54 GMT -5
Amarië took out Billy's shiny tie, and put it on. The disco ball sent a glare from the tie all around the room. Everyone was dancing, and basically doing the wave for Borimir the Disco King. They all were dancing merrily. Soon, the movie would start, and they all would pile into the theatre. But for now, they all were living for the moment.
An usher began to open up the theatre for the first arrivals to continue in and watch the movie. They had specially made it where there is only one really big theatre section playing the movie. A few people began to go in to get good seats, but others remained behind, enjoying the party.
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Post by Amarië on Nov 27, 2003 20:37:24 GMT -5
The battle for the lobby was over, now the battle for the theatre is about to begin... in the next part of The Popcorn War.... *erie music begins to play*
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