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Post by Mippin on Oct 12, 2003 20:37:12 GMT -5
A&M watched the hobbits get covered in chocolate. "huh." said Mippin disapprovingly. "That's just low for elves, that's just low."
She and Amarië led the hobbits away outside, where Pippin quickly shed his armour, and was fairly not-so-sticky, and the rest of the hobbits grabbed their other clothes from the van and went to the restroom to change.
As soon as they were done, they went back inside and grabbed some supplies for a comeback. Frodo suggested they dump cheese topping on the elves. Mippin looked sideways at the dear hobbit. Cheese topping, whoo boy. Feeling pity, she decided to let the hobbit have his day, and they set out to pour cheese topping on the elves. But how to get above them... hmm.
Mippin quickly raced outside and pried the ladder from the side of the wall, it was fairly heavy, but luckily Amarië had a few of the hobbits come out and help her. Soon they had the ladder in, and Mip was elected to go do the deed. Grumbling she asked for the cheese topping. As Frodo was about to hand it to her happily, Merry dashed forth with a larger container of cheese topping.
"Here! Use this. Frodo, you don't mind, do you?" He said, sounding like he was trying not to laugh. He winked and Frodo caught on.
"Of course not."
Looking a bit skeptical, Mippin climbed the ladder, and wedged herself in the groove running along the wall. Thank Eru she wasn't afraid of heights. She took off the lid and let the topping fall, it was yellow snow it seemed. Yellow, and flaked with white. Weird. Mippin watched for a while at the pretty cheese topping. It was really a beautiful sight to behold, the blonde turning to orange, and the brown turning to orange, and everything orange, and the elves suddenly scratching themselves as if they had head lice. It nearly brought a tear to Mippin's eye.
Wait, scratching like they had head lice?!?! What in the Shire?! Mippin scurried off and back down the ladder, where she pulled Merry aside.
"What was that???!!?!?!" She screamed at him.
"Just a little mixture I made, really, it's edible. And tastes wonderful on popcorn." He replied, as he popped a kernel in his mouth.
Mippin gaped at him for a while, then changed her expression. "Hmm, okay. Good show."
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Post by Firondoiel on Oct 12, 2003 20:46:44 GMT -5
Firi has just finished constructed the ultimate loft e-vile popcorn war weapon ever! Other wise known as a cannon built by the "Do It Your Own Self" kit. Quickly loading it with the special mixture she aims it at A&M who were regrettably forgotten in the last attack.
"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Amarië on Oct 12, 2003 21:01:33 GMT -5
They retreated from the cannon into the back door of the threatre. They all sat in the same room with the computer and waited for the next move. Amarië walked over to a shelf throwing towels at everyone so they can atleast see for the next battle. Amarë studied how they would go about pouring the cheese mixture onto the elves. She decided that they must take over their fort; it would give them the stronger side of the popcorn war. 'Mippin, let me see one of your plans,' she said. Mippin took out a handful of folded papers. 'We must take over the fort, but first we have to lure the elves away. We can use two of the hobbits as bait the get Arwen and Firo out, then we can single the nancing one out.' Amarë went to the van to get a bottle of Herbal Essences. Taking it she went over to Merry and Pippin, whispering a plan to both of them and they took a tub of popcorn and walked into the theatre. They snuck over to the 'Arwen Movie' poster and began drawing on it with a permanent marker. Arwen and Firo soon rushed to the scene with some popcorn soaked in a mysterious mixture. They left Legolas to watch the fort, which was just perfect for Amarië's plan. She snuck over the concession stand, Mippin following closely behind with some rope, and Frodo and Sam behind her. Amarië stood up. 'Hey Legolas,' she said in a chanting voice, Mippin and the hobbits hiding behind the counter, 'You sure would like this wouldn't you?' she said holding up a bottle of Herbal Essences. 'You're the one that stole my Herbal Essences! AH!!!' he said nancing towards her. Amarië threw the bottle into a closet. Legolas jumped into the closet and Mippin and the hobbits soon followed. Amarië slammed the door shut so the nancing elf couldn't escape. There was some thumping heard from inside the closet, and it soon stopped. Amarië then opened the door to see Legolas hog-tied and a bandana covering his mouth. 'Good job guys!' she said. She then sent a signal to Merry and Pippin who were throwing popcorn at the two elves. She turned to see Mippin and Frodo and Sam teasing Legolas with a bottle of Herbal Essences.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 12, 2003 21:20:01 GMT -5
Mippin ganged up with Frodo and Sam. Luckily Sam knew how to hog-tie an elf. Wonder how he knew that.. Frodo begged for the bottle of Herbal Essences to wave in front of Legover's face. A great idea. Mip was so proud of him. Sam, of course, made sure that Mr. Frodo wouldn't get carpal tunnel from waving his arm around so much. Thus, they took turns.
Mippin decided to sing the drinking song fairly loud and out of key. She occasionally threw a bit of Merry's cheese topping at him, making him twitch uncontrolably. She ungagged him. He cried out from the itching. Frodo unsheathed his feather. Feather?! Well, it could work.
"Now, we aren't going to yell for help are we?" Mippin said as she signaled Frodo to take aim. He looked somewhat menacing holding the feather. Weird.
Mip signaled for Sam to come over, and Frodo lightly kicked Legover. She proceeded in asking Legolas a few questions.
"Are you itchy?" she asked innocently. He nodded. "Does your nose itch?"she asked in the same tone. He began to shake his head, Mippin hadn't thrown cheese topping on his nose, but physcology was about to kick in. He nooded his head violently.
"Do you want your Herbal Essences?" He nodded and groaned.
"Would you like a free hand to scratch your nose with?" He glared at her.
"I didn't think so." she said menacingly as Frodo tickled Legover's nose with the feather.
She dropped the Herbal Essences in his lap and watched him squirm around, trying to protect his precioussss shampoo.
She stuffed some popcorn in his mouth and made Sam watch guard as she went to consult with Amarië
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Post by Amarië on Oct 12, 2003 21:34:06 GMT -5
Amarië watched as the hobbits continued to torture the elf by pouring some of his precious shampoo down the drain. He squealed, Sam covering his mouth. Mippin walked up to her and they both looked out for Arwen and Firo, who had mysteriously disappeared.
'Now that we have taken over the fort, what should we do?' Amarië asked Mippin, who took out one of her plans and an overview of the theatre. Amarië saw some movement out of the corner of her eye. 'We're being watched,' she said, 'Be on your guard, you too,' she said to the hobbits.
She gave them all some shields and really sticky popcorn if there was to be an attack and dragged the elf under the counter, to hold him captive. Mippin was still looking at an overview of the theatre and kept glancing back at her plan.
'What shall we do next?' Amarië asked.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 12, 2003 21:44:27 GMT -5
Mippin sat down at the stool behind the fort. She took out Billy's spiffy hat and put it on. What?! It helped her think, okay? sheesh, you people.
She examined her plans carefully, and spoke in code in case of eavesdroppers. The hobbits gagged Legover again, and dropped a picture of Aragorn on him. The uncleanliness staring at him. Mippin had the feeling that Legolas might be Ablutophobicphobic.
She made strange signals and spoke strange words that only Amarië would ever understand.
"Oh, I see... wait, shouldn't we change the" (she made a strange hand signal) "to the" (more hand signals) "then bring in the" (even more hand signals) "in order to" (must I really tell you again?) Amarië said.
"You're right." Mip said and scribbled something on her plans.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 12, 2003 21:56:39 GMT -5
Amarië had a perfect idea for their big plan, but alas they would need more bait. She took Mippins plan and scribbled at them some more. Showing them to Mippin, they both nodded and went over to explain to the hobbits, who were still torturing Legover, peeping out from behind the photo, by pouring some of the strange mixture into the Herbel Essences bottle and then shaking it up.
They all nodded and Amarië gave Mippin some strange hand signals and she ran to get some supplies, taking off the stolen hat incase of an ambush.
Amarië told the hobbits to guard the fort, which she knew with four of them it was impossible for Arwen or Firo to overtake them, and then she made her way through a secret passage to get the plan started. She reached into a secret compartment and took out some papers which would be needed later in the plan and made her way down the passage.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 12, 2003 22:17:32 GMT -5
Mippin was right in her thinking, and they were soon ambushed. Mippin spun around and point out a window. "LOOK! It's ARAGORN! TAKING A BATHHHHH!!!!!"
Arwen and Firi looked out the window to see Aragorn rolling around in a pile of mud formed by the rain and uprooted grasses.
Mippin held up her hand, pointing her index and middle finger out in a peace sign and waving them madly. She yelled out "TWO MONTHS, TWO MONTHS!!!!" while running away to the back room once more.
Catching the signal, Amarië got out the cannon and blasted Arwen and Firi, then made a dash for it. But she wasn't fast enough, Arwen had dashed about and was ready to throw the last bit of melted chocolate on Amarië. Mippin looked bewildered. She raised her arm and held up her index finger, thrushing it forth in a pointing manner. "Such an honour, Amarië!! HONOUR!!!!"
At this Amarië made a sudden stop and took out a water pistol, steaming hot popcorn butter was soon pelted at Arwen, disorienting her. Mippin shouted again "For a year!!!" and Amarië was turned around before Mip could finish, and more butter flew towards Firi.
She dashed out of the way, into the hidden passage way, and outside. She came to a back door and knocked. It was answered by Gandalf. "Oh, hello Gandalf." she said politely. "I, erm. got lost and needed to get back in. " Gandalf looked at her, and let her in, she concealed the water pistol and headed toward the back where Mippin was.
The hobbits, equipped with shields, dragged legolas into the room quickly enough, the door was pelted with popcorn.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 12, 2003 22:38:57 GMT -5
Amarë shot the last bit of butter at the Firo and Arwen, who, by now, where steaming, not from the hot butter, but from anger. They seeked reveng and tried to find a way up to Amarië, which she knew they would not. Amarië made her way down the secret passage way to where the hobbits and Mippin were.
Popping out an air conditioning vent, she climbed down to the ground of the room, and then quickly replaced the vent.
Amarië found that Gandalf had arrived, untouched by any butter. She said hello and then went over to the hobbits to help with Legolas. Sam untied him and retied him to a chair. He was very handy with tieing the elf. Amarië wondered where he had got the skill. There was a scratch at the door, and everyone, except Gandalf who smiled, panicked.
Gandalf walked over to the door and opened it. In walked two house cats, one a calico and the other a tabby.
'TWITCHY!' Amarië yelled running to the tabby.
'TWTICHIER!' Mippin ran to the calico. They both had a movie strapped to their backs that read Twitchy and Twitchier.
As A&M unstrapped the movie both cats backs began twitching uncontrolably. They both went over to Legover. Twitchier jumped into his lap, lied down, and began to purr. Twitchy layed down my his feet purring. Amarië put the movie in forcing Legover to watch. He suddenly began sneezing, making cat hair fly everywhere. He looked down to see his outfit covered in white cat hair and panicked.
The hobbits sat down and began to watch the movie as Amarië and Mippin devised another plan. Twitchy began rubbing up against everyone (which isnt like him at all) while Twitchier purred louder and louder in Legolas' lap.
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Post by Arwen on Oct 13, 2003 16:42:02 GMT -5
"The fort!! We lost the fort!!!!!!!" Arwen and Firi wailed together. "Legalos! Leggy! We need him! I need him!!!!!!!!! We were just getting to know each other and...." at this point Firi broke down in tears. Aragorn was in the restroom cleaning up from Arwen's attack with the popcorn.
"Do not fear Firi! I'll go get my Fiance, Aragorn. He's great at doing impossible stuff. I'll go get him!" Arwen declared.
"Yes! Then we tourture nasty hobbitsss with popocorn!!! But save Legalos!!!!" Cried Firi
"Aragorn I need you!!!!" Arwen shieked. She exlplained the situation to Aragorn, who was as angered as she.
"This e-vile cannot continue forever! Let us band together to save Legolas and the Fort!" Aragorn said.
Together, Arwen and Aragorn rushed to find the others.
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Post by Firondoiel on Oct 13, 2003 16:53:32 GMT -5
Firi watched as Arwen went to recruit Aragorn to their army. "Good." she said aloud, "But we're still unfairly out numbered." She thought for a minute then pulled out her so spiffy Elven cell phone and dialed a number.
"Hey there! Long time, no see. Listen I've got this popcorn war on my hands and the hobbits have us out numbered so how about...." Firi glanced around, nervous about eavesdroppers, especially since one of the hobbits was well known for that art. She slipped into the ladies restroom and bolted the door to continue her conversations.
When Firi emerged she saw Arwen and Aragorn coming towards her. "Got him Firi." said Arwen smiling, "I knew he wouldn't let us down."
Firi sighed with relief. "Glad you decided to help us Aragorn."
The man nodded and said "If by my life or death I can save you, I will."
Arwen sighed dreamily but Firi looked at her so spiffy Elven watch and tapped her foot impatiently.
"What's wrong Firi?" asked Arwen.
"Waiting on the additions to our great army. The Elves will not tolerate insults and Legolas must be saved!" exclaimed Firi. "I don't understand what's keeping them so long!"
"Calm down will you? It is 2000 miles from Lorien you know." said Galadriel as she walked in followed by Elrond, Haldir, and *gasp* Figwit!
"Yes! Now we can plot our revenge!" said Firi.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 13, 2003 18:48:45 GMT -5
Mippin was quite enjoying herself, she raised up a spork and acted as a conductor. She had just finished teaching the hobbits how to sing "99 Luft Ballons" which Merry had absolutely no problem with, why didn't that surprise her? After they finished singing she sat down to think.
As Mippin watched twitchier make Legover sneeze, she chuckled. He moved, making her twitch and accidentally scratch him. She looked at the cut for a good long while. Hmmm.
As she turned to talk to Amarië, she noticed the hobbits had now taken to hiding and were cowering in a corner. "What's the matter, you guys?" Mippin asked curiously. She then sensed what was wrong, as did Amarië. Twitchy, and twitchier fled away, and were not seen for a good long while. They all called out at the same time.
"Black Riders!" they shouted in unison. As weird a feeling as Mippin had she was curious about the nazgûl. She walked out the back door, signaling for Amarië to follow and hold the door open. She looked outside, and saw the wraiths going towards the lobby. They were sure to join in soon enough. The elves wouldn't have it, nor would the hobbits. Hmmm...
Mippin was not now afraid of an ambush, and thusly she put on Billy's hat. It helped her think, remember?!?! Sheesh, you people have bad memories.
She walked back in, and then, after locking both doors, she untied Legolas. She watched him stand stiffly, listening to the wraiths. After careful observation, she knew that the popcorn war between the hobbits and elves was over.
She whispered something to the elf, and he nodded. She slowly unlocked the door and with the hobbits at hand, walked out the door with Amarië and Legolas. They came face to face with the ringwraiths, who were carrying their own supersize tubs of popcorn. She looked at Amarië, and whipping out Dom's hat, slapped it down gently on Amarië's head. Why? She didn't know, but it was fun.
The nazgûl slowly backed everyone up, and thusly, the elves were standing right beside the hobbits. They paused to look at each other, and then at the ringwraiths. Suddenly Frodo took a stance, with Sam right beside him.
"You know, I'm really sick of having to be scared of you guys," he began, surprisingly. Well, that sure wasn't canon, but.. then again, neither was the theatre.
"I mean, I'm reallllly sick of it." he said at last, throwing popcorn at a wraith.
Oh, boy. Mippin whipped out two water pistols, one in each hand and twirled them around. She had always wanted to do that. As the nazgûl prepared to make their attack, Mippin aimed. Merry and Pippin took out the cheese topping, Frodo his menacing feather, and Sam his rope. He could hog-tie an elf, might as well hog-tie a servant of the Dark Lord while he's at it. Amarië had slipped over to the consession stand and got the tapped fountain drinks aimed.
The Elves got out more melted chocolate, and Legolas, though biting his lip to keep from crying, aimed his shampoo.
It was a surreal moment, almost a beautiful scene. Mip almost wished she could take a snapshot as a momento. Surreal as it was, it wouldn't last forever. Finally, the war commenced. The real war, like it should be, forces of e-vile against the good. And thusly, the popcorn began to fly.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 13, 2003 19:31:24 GMT -5
Amarië aimed the soda at the Nazgûl. Some of them fell backwards and she had accidently knocked out a few elves. She stopped for a moment to take a few snapshots of the whole scene, which she placed in a drawer, to not get messed up, and then got right back to work at shooting soda everywhere.
The battle grew on. Sam had hog-tied one of the Nazgûl and Frodo was torturing him with his feather, again looking a little menacing.
Agent Lofty had suddenly walked in and the whole battle stopped. He was carrying a giant tub of special golden popcorn and wore a shirt that read Adidas that had an odd stain that seemed permanant. Frodo dropped his feather and starred in awe as the Nazgûl tried to inch away. Agent Lofty spotted Frodo and starred back.
After a moment, Amarië relized this was her chance to get the advantage on the Nazgûls. She straightened Dom's hat a bit and began to think.
'TWO MONTHS! TWO MONTHS!' she cried.
Agent Lofty and Mippin bothed jerked their heads and got the signal. While the Nazgûls were still momentarily paralized from the arrival of Agent Lofty, Agent Lofty, Mippin, and Amarië got out and began to fight the Nazgûl.
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Post by Mippin on Oct 13, 2003 19:44:52 GMT -5
The popcorn flew as Amarië, Mippin, and Agent Lofty battled the wraiths, a bit of butter fell of Agent Lofty's shirt. "Oh fudge, another stain on this shirt! ARGH!" he yelled as he took an empty tub of popcorn and flipped it upside down, and slid it down on a wraith's head.
Mippin paused for a while to observe Agent Lofty's shirt. She tried to restrain from laughing, she really did, but bottling it up was not a good idea. She caught sight of Amarië who was turning red from trying to restrain her own laughter. At last they could not take it anymore, and they burst out laughing. Agent Lofty look a bit confuzzed. "huh?" he said.
"Nothing, popcorn wars are just...fun"Mippin said, gasping for breath.
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Post by Amarië on Oct 13, 2003 20:01:32 GMT -5
Amarië fell on the floor laughing and then decided to take a few more snapshots of the scene, taking extras of Agent Lofty's shirt. She stuck them under her stolen hat and then began throwing popcorn that the wraiths.
She noticed Frodo was still starring in awe. Amarië picked up his feather, put it in his hand and said, 'Get back to work on torturing those Nazgûls, Frodo.'
He jerked out of the trance and went back to the Nazgûl that had inched away. Amarië had come up with a plan. The hat had really helped! She grabbed some giant bins of chocolate the elves had melted and made her way throught the secret passage way.
She gathered some supplies and made her way to where the battle was being held. She noticed Twitchy and Twitchier and been hiding right over the battle and decided to move them so they wouldnt get hurt from the scolding chocolate.
She looked through a vent at the battle that was going on below. She found a vent right over a Nazgûl and removed it. Amarië whistled making the Nazgûl look up. It was at that moment she poured the chocolate on him, making him fall to the floor. She began doing so to more Nazgûls which gave her and the ones on her side the stronger side of the battle.
Twitchy and Twitchier made their way back over to Amarië, both wanting some chocolate. It was then another idea dawned upon her. Dom's hat really did work. She told Twitchy and Twitchier the plan, and being cats, they somehow understood her.
She found an unsuspecting Nazgûl fighting below. Picking up Twitchy she aimed him right over the wraith and dropped him. He landed right on top of the wraith, who ran around in circles screaming, as Twitchy Dug his claws into the wraiths hood and whatever was underneath it.
She did the same with Twitchier, which the wraith had an odd allergin to cat hair and had a sneezing attack. Amarië began pouring what was left of her chocolate out on more Nazgûls, being careful not to spill any on Twitchy or Twitchier.
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