'Sue? Meet Reality!

Morgul
Ranger

Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor

Posts: 43

'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 10, 2004 4:48:07 GMT -5

Post by Morgul on Mar 10, 2004 4:48:07 GMT -5

This is one of my many drabbles...I write them in Maths class when I finish early!

This is dedicated to all those who loathe Mary-Sues *grins*

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'Sue? Meet Reality!

Mary-Sue strode bravely over the Plains of Rohan, the remnants of the Fellowship coming into her sharp, Elven sight. Singing bravely, and pulling the tattered remains of her low-cut, yet modest dress around her she made her way towards the Three Hunters.

How could they not fall in love with her? She was beautiful. Waist-length hair fell in a golden waterfall around her shoulders and amythest-silver eyes shone in her face. Her skin was creamy, her lips were full and kissable. the last thig she saw was an arrow headed dirctly for her face, and somewhere the Authoress laughed.

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Morgy: So....are you prettier than Legolas?

Haldir: You can tell me the answer to this question ... and I will sit and listen.

www.menofgondor.com/fortune/index.html

Marigold Gamgee Istari Got rope? Posts: 1,111	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 10, 2004 13:59:42 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 10, 2004 13:59:42 GMT -5 Hehehe....... Very, very nice, my precious.
	I never knew how much I'd write when domranness overtook me.. never knew what I'd say when the loopiness came.. and all I want to do is sit here next to ye and be the same.. Mip the Insane: no, no, keep thy blood.. ye might need it, y'know.. for.. living purposes. ^^ I'm on yer Sayid.

elberethvarda Guest	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 10, 2004 17:14:10 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by elberethvarda on Mar 10, 2004 17:14:10 GMT -5 cackles Truly e-vile, Morgul.

Mippin Agent Lofty Posts: 1,709	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 10, 2004 17:36:43 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mippin on Mar 10, 2004 17:36:43 GMT -5 Yes! I cannot express how great this is to have some of your sue 'drabbles'! ;D Mwahahahahaaa! I shall be expecting to read more. nod, nod
	Blue or Grey? Be a man, wear a kilt! I wouldn't want to get raped, but... dying's fun! Stop abusing Merry, you moron!!!

Morgul Ranger Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor Posts: 43	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 10, 2004 22:13:41 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Morgul on Mar 10, 2004 22:13:41 GMT -5 starts searching her old school books for other drabbles
	Morgy: So....are you prettier than Legolas? Haldir: You can tell me the answer to this question ... and I will sit and listen. www.menofgondor.com/fortune/index.html

Eladain Nazgûl Posts: 132	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 14, 2004 0:00:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eladain on Mar 14, 2004 0:00:24 GMT -5 I love it! how can I join the noble ranks of the PPC??
	Simply because you can breathe, dosen't meen you're alive, or that you really lived. Life, has taken it's toll, and she just dosen't know, ho much more she can give! But here, on top of the world, where I raise my hand, and I clinch my fist! Gasmasks and Gasoline~ Rise against

Morgul Ranger Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor Posts: 43	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 15, 2004 22:37:00 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Morgul on Mar 15, 2004 22:37:00 GMT -5 Um...go to the forum and you'll get the badge, the flamethrower, a bottle of bleeprin, a One Ring, Galadriel brand lembas and other random stuff to start you off
	Morgy: So....are you prettier than Legolas? Haldir: You can tell me the answer to this question ... and I will sit and listen. www.menofgondor.com/fortune/index.html

Eladain Nazgûl Posts: 132	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 15, 2004 22:39:32 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eladain on Mar 15, 2004 22:39:32 GMT -5 um, what forum would that be? sheepish grin
	Simply because you can breathe, dosen't meen you're alive, or that you really lived. Life, has taken it's toll, and she just dosen't know, ho much more she can give! But here, on top of the world, where I raise my hand, and I clinch my fist! Gasmasks and Gasoline~ Rise against

Morgul Ranger Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor Posts: 43	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 15, 2004 22:43:48 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Morgul on Mar 15, 2004 22:43:48 GMT -5 Here: disc.server.com/Indices/199610.html It's a confusing format though, so i don't go on often. BTW, me and my partner have the protection rights to the Hobbit and the Silmarillion so those you can't touch...yet
	Morgy: So....are you prettier than Legolas? Haldir: You can tell me the answer to this question ... and I will sit and listen. www.menofgondor.com/fortune/index.html

Eladain Nazgûl Posts: 132	'Sue? Meet Reality! Mar 15, 2004 22:46:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eladain on Mar 15, 2004 22:46:34 GMT -5 Righty O then, thanks a bunch! ;D ;D
	Simply because you can breathe, dosen't meen you're alive, or that you really lived. Life, has taken it's toll, and she just dosen't know, ho much more she can give! But here, on top of the world, where I raise my hand, and I clinch my fist! Gasmasks and Gasoline~ Rise against

'Sue? Meet Reality!

Post by Morgul on Mar 10, 2004 4:48:07 GMT -5

Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 10, 2004 13:59:42 GMT -5

Post by elberethvarda on Mar 10, 2004 17:14:10 GMT -5

Post by Mippin on Mar 10, 2004 17:36:43 GMT -5

Post by Morgul on Mar 10, 2004 22:13:41 GMT -5

Post by Eladain on Mar 14, 2004 0:00:24 GMT -5

Post by Morgul on Mar 15, 2004 22:37:00 GMT -5

Post by Eladain on Mar 15, 2004 22:39:32 GMT -5

Post by Morgul on Mar 15, 2004 22:43:48 GMT -5

Post by Eladain on Mar 15, 2004 22:46:34 GMT -5