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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 2, 2004 13:54:36 GMT -5
Dear Uncle Billy,
As you well know, most of your other nieces and I are very much looking forward to a party we're planning with the theme of "go to Scotland and never come back." I believe you said that you would show us around if we got there. Is Saturday good for you?
Love and plaid cookies,
Marigold
P.S.: Wear a kilt! Why didn't you wear one to the Oscars?
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Post by Mippin on Mar 2, 2004 15:12:44 GMT -5
Dear Faramir,
It's okay. We know you aren't really a bastard.
Love,
Us.
Dear Faramir,
Oh my DOM! It's a SKWERL!!! *point*
-five minutes later-
Oops. False Alarm.
Love,
Mip and Lëo
Dear Ungoliant,
Why?
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Uncle Dom,
Have you ever considered taking up a heavenly abode, and throwing lightning bolts at foes, whilst wearing a toga? No? You really should.
Love,
Mip and Lëo
P.S. A kilt works too.
Dear Legolas,
You make me sad.
Sincerely,
Lëowen
Dear Witchking,
What happened to yer glowy eye trick o' DOOOOM!!?
Signed,
Mip and Lëo
P.S. We LOOOOVVVEE YOOOOOU!!!
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 2, 2004 15:35:36 GMT -5
Dear Agent Lofty,
Can you teach me how to climb nooks?
Much appreciated,
Marigold
Dear Sam,
It's okay. I love you.
Love,
Marigold
Dear Finwë,
Why didn't you buy rash oath insurance? Why?
Love,
An anonymous wonderer
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Post by Arafangwen on Mar 3, 2004 18:13:39 GMT -5
Dear PJ, Glorfindel's not at the Ford of Bruinen. Instead, in his place now stands Arwen. Éothain is turned into a kid that cries. Haldir marches on to Helm's deep and dies. The Wargs come to kill - wait, that ain't no Warg? And what's with dragging Aragorn? Arg! Elrond's Council almost ends up in a fight. Frodo is a weakling - ha! what a sight! Captain Faramir is dressed like Robin Hood, Tries to take the Ring: He's up to no good. Oh, my Eru: What has PJ done? If we purists find him, he had better run... Unfortunately for you, I obviously have your address!!!!! *insert e-vile maniac laughter HERE*  Ahem, simply a forewarning. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! Sincerely, LOTR Purist |
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Post by Arafangwen on Mar 6, 2004 21:00:56 GMT -5
Dear John Rhys-Davies,
I'm sorry you were placed in a verticaly challenged position.
Kiss kiss,
Arafangwen
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Dear Andy Serkis,
myyyyyyyyyyy, presiousssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cackles e-viley*
PB&J,
Arafangwen
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