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Post by Mippin on Jan 4, 2004 22:42:04 GMT -5
Yes, this is a comical thread..so just go nuts. If you could write a letter to a LotR character and/or actor what would it say? Here's an example:
Dear Agent Lofty,
I know who you are!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (see attached picture(s))
Love, Mip
P.S. I know where the Derranged Farm Shirt Guy lives, if you ever need the address...
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Post by Mippin on Jan 4, 2004 22:43:30 GMT -5
Dear PJ,
STOP ABUSING MERRY, YOU MORON!!!
Love, Mip.
P.S. Great job on the trilogy.
[glow=red,2,300] [/glow]
Dear Théoden King,
You're about to get smushed by your horsie! RUN, MAN, RUN!!!!
Love, Mip
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Post by Naurwen on Jan 4, 2004 22:49:56 GMT -5
Dear Derf.
Go to hell.
Love, Naurwen.
PS. I love you.
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Dear Éomer,
I am warm hungry.
Love, Naurwen.
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Dear Derf,
Thank you for being so pointy and wee. I love you.
Love, Naurwen.
P.S. Are yew follerin' me?
P.P.S. Fork.
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Post by elberethvarda on Jan 5, 2004 12:10:39 GMT -5
*cough*
Dear Uncles Dom and Billy,
Hi.
Elbereth
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Post by Naurwen on Jan 5, 2004 14:56:50 GMT -5
why for you cough at me? >=(
Dear Orlanda,
When you do commentary for RoTK don't get so excited. I thought you were going to have a heartattack during TTT.
Love, hugs and Herbal Essences,
~Naurwen~
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Post by Arwen on Jan 5, 2004 19:52:05 GMT -5
Dear Elijah,
The TIE-FONDLER is after you!!!!!
BTw, I want your autograph.
Regards,
Arwen
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Post by Mippin on Jan 5, 2004 20:53:07 GMT -5
Dear Uncle Dom,
Thanks for warning me about Viggo. I planted a tree in your name. I named it 'Lunatic'.
Love, Mip.
P.S. Would you mind sending me a return letter with an analysis of all the trees you've fondled in the last three years, and in what way you've fondled them? I need the records for examination to determine of what alignment you are. Can't tell you why just yet, Top secret, ask Elijah if you must.
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Post by Amarië on Jan 5, 2004 22:32:15 GMT -5
Dear Agent Lofty,
How does it feel being the lofty-est of all lofty beans?
Love, Amarië
P.S. Yes, beans.
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Dear Uncle Dom,
What are your views on World Dom...ination?
Love, Amarië
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Dear Uncle Billy,
I like the kilt.
Love, Amarië
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Dear Aunt Orlanda,
GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Amarië
P.S. Whats with the shirts?
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Dear P.J.,
Dude, STOP ABUSING MERRY!!!!
Love, Amarië
P.S. AND STOP USURPING PEOPLE! *mumbles* you moron!
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Dear Viggo,
If I were to stab you in the leg, would it hurt?
Love, Amarië
P.S. Was it hard to run with the... leg? You know... all those shots where you had to run... and what about horseback riding? I bet it was extremly hard to do that, eh?
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Dear Elijah,
Lightsocket?
Love, Amarië
P.S. Where did you get the One Tie, anyways?
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Post by elberethvarda on Jan 6, 2004 10:53:51 GMT -5
Dear Aunt Orlanda,
You need a different look.
Cheers,
Elbereth
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Post by Amarië on Jan 6, 2004 22:34:42 GMT -5
Dear Sauron,
May I poke your eye?
Love, Amarië
P.S. *POKE!*
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Dear Merry,
I think you are overly abused. Do you think so? If so, may you please support the S.A.M. foundation by spreading the word on how overly abused you are, and showing them when and were you are abused, and screaming at them whenever they do anything abusive to you? Thank'ee *scurries away*
Love, Amarië
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Dear Isildur,
*push*
Love, Amarië
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Dear Gandalf and other Merry-abusers,
STOP ABUSING MERRY!!!! you morons!
Love, Amarië
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Dear Frodo of the Nine-fingers,
Was the finger that got bitten off longer than the rest of the fingers? because in the movie you finger was bitten of here *demonstrates with finger* yet, Gollum had a finger this big *demonstrates more* so does that mean your finger is this *must I tell you again?* long?
Love, Amarië
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Dear Pippin,
You smoke too much, Pip
Love, Amarië
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Dear Legolas,
How does it feel stating the obvious all the time, eh, eh eh?!
*takes out interrogation lamp*
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Dear Elrond,
How could you not have pushed him in?! I mean all you had to do was run up there and tap him on the back and *makes falling/whistling/thing sound*! There, its all done with! Middle-earth is saved!
Love, Amarië
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Dear Figwit,
Who are you anyways?
Love, Amarië
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Ah, well thats about all I have at the moment... *scurries off*
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Post by Arwen on Jan 6, 2004 22:47:04 GMT -5
Legolas,
I have the same point as Amarie. Think up your own ideas, instead of taking them from Aragorn from now on.
Regards, Arwen
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Post by Mippin on Jan 7, 2004 0:19:07 GMT -5
Cap'n Obvious AKA Legover,
You make me hurl. Go read a book or something, please!
-Mip.
P.S. it is the general assumption that when the horses are all upset and wild, and the men are usually not talking that the horses are uneasy and the men silent, you need not spell it out for the world. Also, is it really that hard to draw out from the whole uruk-hai thing that they were taking the hobbits to Isengard? Really, man, let other people think instead of just blatantly stating the obvious, I mean..jeez.
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Dear Shelob,
Have you ever thought of starting a business in cosmetic surgery?
Love, Mip.
P.S. WITCHITAR OWNS YOU!!! mwahahaha!
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Post by elberethvarda on Jan 7, 2004 11:06:22 GMT -5
Dear Sauron,
You do know, don't you, that with just a leetle Visine youcould get all that nassssty red out, don't you?
Respectfully,
Elbereth
P.S. Lose the search-light look.
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Post by Firondoiel on Jan 7, 2004 17:10:23 GMT -5
Dear Legolas,
I just wanted to thank you for giving my sister and me a new expression. Instead of saying "Duh!" we now say "A diversion." My thanks.
Love, Firi ___________________________________________ Dear Arwen,
What do you do with all those ties when you finish fondling them?
Love, Firi ___________________________________________ Dear PJ,
I just wanted to say I hate how people abuse you all the time. You made some awesome movies for pete's sake!
Love, Firi
P.S. STOP ABUSING MERRY YOU MORON!
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Post by Eladain on Mar 1, 2004 23:12:57 GMT -5
Dear Aunt Orlanda,
*headslam*
love, Sala Baker ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Firondoiel, that is toooo funny, my sister and I do the same "a diversion instead of duh" thing
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