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Post by Amarië on Nov 27, 2003 20:55:22 GMT -5
NOTE: Please Don't clash the Being Tied to a Random LotR Actor/Actress thread, and any of its ongoings, with this thread
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Amarië got a jug of popcorn and walked into the threatre. She found a nice spot in the back and sat down. Everyone else began to file in, all carrying their own jug of popcorn. The lobby had been cleaned out, and was now spotless. Nearly everyone had stopped by the bathroom to wash off all the soda, butter, and strange mixtures that was stuck on them.
Amarië picked at the popcorn, but didn't eat much, just incase she needed it. Twitchy and Twitchier had marched themselves right up to the front and sat in front of all the seats, causeing a shadow on the screen. Some peeps tossed some popcorn down at them.
'STOP THAT! DONT DO THAT TO TWITCHY AND TWITCHIER!' Amarië squealed. She ran down and picked the two up, bringing them back to her seat, throwing some popcorn in the areas wence the popcorn aimed at T&T was thrown. The seats were big, so she set one on one side of her, and the other on the other side. Twitchier began purring uncontrolably throughout the whole process.
Agent Lofty walked up and sat next to Amarië. He began petting Twitchy, who was on Amarië's right, and Twitchier soon walked over Amarië and was petted also. 'You don't mind it I-?'
'No, go ahead,' Amarië said sighing. Agent Lofty picked up the two cats and set them on his seat. Twitchier was purring so loud, it drowned out all the chatter of the other peoples in the theatre. A few still filed in, time drawing close. The lights slowly dimmed.
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Post by Mippin on Nov 28, 2003 0:37:26 GMT -5
Mippin scanned the area, looking for a place to sit. She decided to sit with the hobbits, who were convienently, seated close to Amarië, Agent Lofty, and T'n'T.
Mippin decided to chuck some popcorn at the screen. She purposely threw it badly aimed, and hit the people in the front. Who tried to reply with a volley of shots. Mippin snickered, then yelled out 'SORRY DUDES! JUST SEEING IF I COULD REACH THE SCREEN!!!' in an extremely loud voice.
The movie was almost about to begin, not that anyone really wanted to watch it. Mippin was bored, and didn't feel like she could stay put very well, so she got up, and went to the back of the theatre, where her extra supplies were hidden from anyone and everyone.
She opened up a hidden cupboard, that seemed to go right into the seat in front of it, and took out a couple of gloves. Placing them on her hands, she took out a small pistol, then a boombox. She hit on, and threw the pistol towards the front. Then she put on a badge, and took off her gloved. Sticking them in her pocket she waited for the gunshot.
Soon as everyone screamed and ducked under their seats, Mippin turned on the lights, and came rushing through.
'Everyone, stay calm! There is a cold-blooded popcorn menace in here. Stay under your seats! We've had the suspect radared the whole time. Do not panic!! I repeat, DO NOT PANIC!' Mippin said, acting very authorative.
She walked over to the gun, and put on her gloves slowly. She picked it up, and then made a strange hand signal. Amarië, Agent Lofty, and the hobbits filed down, slowly, swiftly, and each with their own weapons.
When they all lined up, Mippin spread them out, then aimed the gun. 'You bet, folks.' she said slyly. And at the count of 546,532,743.65373...they attacked.
It was a water pistol, filled with popcorn butter, of course.
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Post by Amarië on Nov 28, 2003 1:18:13 GMT -5
Amarië had a small hand pistol. She slinked across the walls, while the others attacked. Now at the door, she noticed that the usher had a phone in his hand and was about to call theatre security.
'Drop the phone,' Amarië said dryly, aiming the pistol at him. He slowly set down the phone. 'Now I want you to slowly walk into the theatre.'
The usher slowly made his way past Amarië, his hands up and into the madness of the on-goings in the theatre. Amarië followed him, pistol aimed, until he was amidst the madness.
Amarië snuck out the door where the usher had stood and made her way through out a secret passage way. She stopped to stock up on supplies and found herself in the Film Room. It had been abandoned, a few chairs knocked over. Amarië raised her eyebrow at the scene, keeping her pistol ready to shoot at any moment.
There were several rolls of film scattered about, and Amarië made her way throughout them, her pistol always ready. She opened a secret compartment and took out a giant gun. She grinned at it and started to load it. She walked over to the window, where the film is shown through, and aimed.
She sent the hot butter mixture throughout the whole crowd, who were all in terror by Mip, Agent Lofty, and the Hobbits. Amarië then stopped for a moment. Where were T & T?!
She heard a few meows from behind her. She turned to see the cats drenched in butter, trying their darndest to get it off of them.
'Oh, guys, I am so sorry... I should have taken you with me,' she said. The two cats didn’t seem to mad or sad about it, and simply jumped on a couch off to a side and groomed themselves clean. 'You two stay here, out of harms way. Someone might return, and I think you two can find a way out...' she said patting each of them on the head, then wiping the butter off on her jeans.
Back at the window, she used up her last bit if ammo. Amarië sighed, set the gun back in the compartment, and went back down the secret passage way.
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Post by Arwen on Dec 26, 2003 21:14:17 GMT -5
Arwen clutched her ticket as she made her way to the theater. She had bought nachos, popcorn, milkduds, M&M's, and of course a large drink, not to eat but in case there happened to be a little action during the movie. As she settled into her seat in the back row, she noticed Mip, Amarie, and Agent Lofty. "Perfect! This should be intresting." She threw some popcorn at Agent Lofty and her milk duds at Mip. The M&M's were tossed at Amarie.
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Post by Amarië on Dec 26, 2003 21:45:03 GMT -5
Arwen suddenly popped in, and Amarië was pelted with M&M's out of nowhere. 'Curse the day ye were born, whomever threw such an e-vil-' Amarië said, but soon stopped. They were still taking over the theatre. It was time for the three of them and the four hobbiks to have their glory. Someone pelted a piece of popcorn at Merry. Amarië suddenly yelled, 'STOP ABUSING MERRY!!!!!' and stuck on her S.A.M. button. Suddenly a giant bucket o' popcorn was pegged at Frodo. Amarië grumbled and aimed for the person who pegged Merry with the popcorn.
Suddenly Arwen seemed aware of the theatre being taken over. She seemed at bit scared as the seven of them drew out a fews pistols. Amarië wondered if she would surrender and join forces, or be taken captive as the rest of them were about to be. Amarië was still unsure, if Arwen had decided to surrender, if they should. She seemed a bit too close to a few of the elves, and could turn on us. Amarië eyed her oddly, then consulted Mippin, who was shooting someone who pegged an M&M at Merry with her pistol. She got her attention with some odd hand motions, and awaited a reply. Arwen could be of some help, if she decided to surrender...
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Post by Arwen on Dec 26, 2003 23:07:56 GMT -5
After almost no thought, Arwen decided to join forces. Besides, she liked Merry and hated to see anyone except herself abuse him. "I surrender!!"!"! She shouted above the noise of the theater. It might benifit her to help the others take over the theater. She went to buy some more M&M's and then waited to see what would happen.
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Post by Amarië on Feb 28, 2004 22:41:35 GMT -5
Amarië aimed her pistol at the crowd of elves, men, dwarves, and other assorted creatures. They were madly throwing assorted edible items at their captees(yes, captees...). Amarië moved behind an empty seat and took out a massive machine gun, filled with steaming hot butter, and aimed it at the people. 'Now, everyone, I will fire, if you do not stop fighting back!'
A few people stopped in mid-throw, but others continued. Amarië shot a blast of the hot liquid form of torture at those peeps, and they soon were running around screaming madly as they could not withstand the horrid, hot butter, but were also soon tied up and set against the wall and had a small pistol aimed at them by a random hobbit.
Amarië snackled and decided to progress to the next part of their plan. She looked across the theatre to Mippin, made some hand signal and facial expressions; Mippin made a few in return, and then turned to Agent Lofty, making similar signals, who returned yet more hand signals (tricky little type of language, eh?).
Mip scurried away, leaving Amarië to watch the peoples that had been so brutally, yet suddenly, taken over (yes, it was very brutal.) After a few minutes, Mippin walked back with a very large bag and stood next to Amarië. 'Handbags at dawn?' Mip nodded.
'Blue Flashing Light?'
Amarië nodded then after a pause said: 'Pip is on that one. Merry has gone to... er... follow the light. Sam is up... to put flowers in the window. Frodo is gonna shoot everything, everyone. And Agent Lofty is on the other side of the theatre, ' (Yes, I have been listening to The Invisible Band. if you listen to it about three nights in a row while you sleep, what do you expect?)
'Ah.'
'So, was this movie of anyway?' Amarië asked, as Mip smoothly slid what was in the bag into her jacket, causing it to be unseen.
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 1, 2004 17:13:49 GMT -5
Marigold was sitting in her room, reading. At least it looked like she was reading. She was actually pondeirng one of life's great questions- should she enter the theater normally, or in style? She knew what was going on there, because she possessed a great deal of advanced technology, which Sam had used to contact her. It was only fair that he get her in on the fun, since she had given him so many most excellent seeds for his birthday. Which had been a long time ago, but they were good friends, so he just figured she'd like to be in on the theater takeover of the decade. But how would she get there? She should ask her e-vile robot.
Marigold had considered simply entering the theater and stocking up on popcorn, but she decided to heed the counsels of her robot and do things the fancy way. She entered her helicopter, and took a root beer out of the refrigerator to drink on her way.
Arriving at the theater, Marigold promptly blasted a sizeable hole in the roof. No one was hurt, not fatally, anyway, she made sure of that. But now the room was open to the elements. As she attempted to land, Sam took it upon himself to direct her helicopter, as Merry, Pippin and Frodo looked on and laughed.
"Thanks, Sam!" Marigold called, as she hurried to check the guns in her helicopter and make sure she had enough Dr. Pepper, popcorn, and of course melted butter, to insure against attack.
"I'm here!" she called, and stood looking triumphantly upon the astonished captors and captees. There was a moment of tension as everyone gave her odd looks. She wasn't sure if she would be accepted into the group of assailants, or whether she would be attacked and taken prisoner. Surely Sam would vouch for her, but she wasn't sure about the rest. Why, oh why hadn't she thought to bring her e-vile robot, just in case things went ill? It was too late now. She stood in front of her helicopter, unarmed, gazing expectantly at Mippin, Amarië, Arwen, and all the rest in turn, waiting for someone to say something.
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Post by Legolas on Mar 8, 2004 21:20:02 GMT -5
Legolas walked along the thetre hallway, someone had called him to do some "buisness" meaning the very thing he does best.... popcorn takeovers. He walked in the right one, and he could already here the chaos within.
He took cover in the hallway leading from the the theatre to the exit. He scanned the area looking for a suitable target. And as fate would have it, his target was Amarie. We walked to the front of the theatre, withdrew two popcorn jugs from his Matrix outfit and chucked one at Amarie........
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Post by Mippin on Mar 8, 2004 21:36:45 GMT -5
Mippin snackled as popcorn hit Amarië point blank on the forehead. She scurried away with her pistol, and shot at Legolas. The hobbits back her up with barricades as he made a shot at her. Missed. Mip dodged around to the secret tunnel. (Not to be confused with the aforementioned one in the first battle) There, she stocked up on supplies. A nice heated bag kept the chocolate bars nice and gooey. She handed Merry and Pippin 5 bags each, to put to good use. Frodo got out the feathers, and Sam got his rope, altogether the rushed for Legolas.
Frodo and Sam got two ends of the rope and ran past Legolas, tripping him. Merry and Pippin took this time to pour the steaming hot chocolate on him. Sam immediately hogtied him, and Frodo poured the feathers on him.
Mip patted them all on the head. 'Good work, lads. Beautiful form.' She wiped a faked tear from her eye as she shot Legolas with her butter pistol and they all darted off snackling, while Amarië took pictures of it all with a digital camera. (of course, Mip held Merry back as he struggled to try to get towards Amarië for some odd reason)
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Post by Legolas on Mar 8, 2004 21:43:34 GMT -5
Legolas wriggled free and cleaned himself off the best he could "THAT WAS MY Favourite OUTFIT YOU JUST RUINED YOU LITTLE MIDGETS!!" he yelled. Merry got free of mippin and ran too Amarie, however he was swooped up by Legolas.
Legoals held a pistol to merry's head, filled with steaming, hot butter. "Don't try anything tricky... or he get's it."
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Post by Amarië on Mar 8, 2004 21:54:23 GMT -5
Amarië let a tear loose, making it run down her cheeck at the Merry abuse. 'Stop the Merry abuse, man! Thats just wrong!' Amarië said, bursting into tears (  ) 'There is always-' one of the hobbits started. 'Shh!' Amarië interupted, then went to wipe a tear and wiped it off in her pants, hoping someone out there got the signal. 'Drop the weapons!' Legolas demanded, and they obeyed, all of them falling down to the ground. 'Thats so cruel! Save-A-Merry!' Mippin cried, also wiping a tear onto her jeans, near the pocket. Amarië started looking for an escape, but found none, and didn't move. |
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Post by Legolas on Mar 8, 2004 22:00:37 GMT -5
"Ahhh the halfling is dear to you I see." He started to back up to the film projector room, still holding Merry hostage. He knew what was in there, so did Amarie. A PMD: Popcorn of Mass Destruction. He got up too the door. "Now say goodbye to your Precious Merry." Legolas shot a round into Merry's ear, he then barricaded himself in the film projector room.
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 8, 2004 22:01:38 GMT -5
When Legolas entered the theater, Mari sensed the e-vile presence. She quickly signalled her robot to come join the defenses. I knew I should have brought him all along, she thought, now let's hope he gets here before it's too late!
All of a sudden, Mari sensed a signal in her pocket. The secret signal, it was, warning of impending danger. Two of them, now! Coming from the main theater room! The others were in trouble! Mari took her boiling popcorn butter gun and checked to make sure it was loaded, then carefully crept into the other room.
She was a liscensed assassin, so she could get into the room quickly and quietly without anyone noticing in the least. Swiftly she crept to her helicopter........
She was able to get in without Legolas noticing. She flew it up, up, and then came down to lift him up with a handy pair of pincers. But she was too late! He had already abused poor Merry dreadfully, and barricaded himself in the projection room. What could she do now? All was lost!
In the very moment of despair, the robot came! Mari, Mip and Amarië wept for joy as Mari took him on board and flew up to the projection booth window. The robot cut his way through the glass, and was able to do battle with Legolas while Mari quickly and quietly slunk in and rescued Merry. He was dazed, injured, and sobbing. Mari cradled him in her arms, trying to sooth his pain. I know we're not supposed to kill anyone, she thought, but Lëo just gave me an a.ssassin's liscence, and he abused Merry! Mari placed Merry carefully in the helicopter, and stabbed Legolas. There, that should do for him.
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Post by Mippin on Mar 8, 2004 22:20:35 GMT -5
Mari came back, and Mippin could barely see through her tears. She heard the shot fired at Merry and nearly let loose a yelp of terror. Mari delivered Merry to Mip's trembling arms. She was so overjoyed, she embraced Merry tightly, and quickly took him to the secret tunnel where all the other hobbitses had evacuated and were now sobbing tears of joy. Pippin looked up at Mip with tears in his big green eyes. She nodded and put Merry down on a mat on the floor.
'Someone get Aragorn. Now!' Mippin yelled as she instructed Amarië and Mari to help boil some water and bathe the section around his head where the fire was aimed. They quickly did so as Pippin and Sam raced out to get Aragorn. Pippin more reluctant to leave Merry's side, but knew someone had to fetch Aragorn, and Frodo was in no position to do so.
In fact, Frodo was groaning in pain. The wound that Merry had, though not from a morgul blade, sent pain searing up his arm. Mip figured she should bathe his now more like a scar than a wound as well, just to stop the pain.
Aragorn returned swiftly, with Pippin and Sam. Pippin rushed to Merry's side, and Sam now seeing that Frodo was in pain as well, ran to his master's side, and took over bathing his wound. Aragorn brought forth spare athelas, and began to break the leaves, putting them in the water, and bathing Merry's wounds. The very fragrance of the kingsfoil made Frodo feel much better. And Merry soon roused. Pippin let out a whisper of happiness (as not to let others find them) and asked Strider how long he would be about for.
'Not too long. This wound is not much compared to his last. He'll be fine in a little while.' At this news everyone let out a sigh of relief and smiled down at the poor hobbit. He blinked a couple of times and moaned. 'Pippin? What happened?' he muttered.
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