Morgul
Ranger
Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
Posts: 43
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Post by Morgul on Mar 15, 2004 22:31:58 GMT -5
Dear Mippin,
please, please go on a date with me *google eyes*
- Legolas
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 16, 2004 14:00:21 GMT -5
Halimath 21, 1419, S.R.
Dear Elrond,
I'm baaaack! Did you miss me? Apparently not, as I observed that there was no welcoming committee. That's alright, I suppose, as long as there's a feast. There will be a feast, won't there? Won't there? When I was here before, I was a Fool of a Took. Now, however, I am a halfling, hard, bold, and wicked!
Well, supposedly you're going to leave sooner or later. I like it here. Is anyone set to inherit?
Regards, Peregrin Took, Knight of Gondor.
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Post by Mippin on Mar 16, 2004 18:58:57 GMT -5
Legolas,
Never! Hah!
Mippin
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Elrond,
My deepest apologies. I had no idea the halfling would try a stunt as bold as to leave your lordship Isildur's bane. Clever trick, I must say. I wonder why I didn't think of it earlier. In any event, I would have the dear lad take it back, but A.) I cannot suffer to see him in such peril once more B.) He's bribed me with pipeweed.
Gandalf
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 16, 2004 22:31:58 GMT -5
(by post)
Dear Elrond,
My father sends you greeting. He says that you will leave soon, and go over the Sea. Is this true? Do you plan to leave soon, perhaps during the next yén? It would seem so to me. Is anyone set to inherit Rivendell when you leave?
Namárië, Legolas Greenleaf long under tree.....
(also by post)
Dear Elrond,
Arwen and I are doing very well. Our honeymoon was most excellent. How are things at Rivendell? You plan to leave soon, don't you? Is anyone going to inherit? I amyour daughter's husband, you know.
Respectfully, Elessar Telcontar, King of the Reunited Kingdom
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Morgul
Ranger
Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
Posts: 43
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Post by Morgul on Mar 16, 2004 23:12:29 GMT -5
Dear Ada,
Don't you dare give any of our inheritance to the scummy ranger
From your heirs, Elladan and Elrohir
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Dear Mippin,
Why not?
Legolas, son of Thranduil Prince of Mirkwood Lord of Ithilien All around cute and Elvish guy
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Post by Amarië on Mar 16, 2004 23:19:04 GMT -5
Dear Elrond,
I called Rivendell first!
Pippin
well that was short and to the point...
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Post by Mippin on Mar 16, 2004 23:22:51 GMT -5
Legover...
Sod off, you old wanker!
*stabs* Hah!
Mippin, Not. Interested.
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Lord Elrond,
It is with deepest concern that I give you this proposition. As you have some of the most lovely gardens that I have ever seen, I think that you should have your heir be someone with more than just a smidgen of knowledge about elven plants and gardening in general. If you've ever been to the Shire, you'll surely mark out the top gardening as opposed to some of the other... amatuers.. which is why, I believe that you should entrust Rivendell to none other than my gardener, and dear, dear friend - Samwise Gamgee.
Sincerely, Frodo Baggins
P.S. No, this isn't Sam pretending to be Frodo! Why would you think such a thing as that?!
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Post by Amarië on Mar 16, 2004 23:26:57 GMT -5
Dearest Elrond,
I would like to state the fact that I did not write the above comment.
Just letting you know, the true Frodo Baggins
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Post by Eladain on Mar 17, 2004 0:15:32 GMT -5
Most Dearest Elrond,
Please give Rivendell to me, or I'll burn you to a freakin crisp!
signed, the Balrog (no wings mind you)
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Morgul
Ranger
Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
Posts: 43
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Post by Morgul on Mar 17, 2004 3:22:25 GMT -5
*the Orlanda Bloom Haters Anonymous all walk into Rivendell and salute Mippin, then file out again*
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Dear Elrond,
Can I please *** *** ****** ** **** *****?
Mary-Sue [censored by Agent Darkling. this page is also splattered with what looks like blood, curare, and has an arrow-hole through it]
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 20, 2004 17:23:39 GMT -5
Dear Elrond,
Of course I wrote that letter! The statement saying otherwise was clearly written by an imposter. I love Sam moer than anyone in the world, except perhaps Bilbo, so why wouldn't I wish his utmost happiness? Besides, he'd love to be able to tend your marigolds, and primroses, and beautiful creeping phlox, and that lovely, lovely bed of niphredil and elanor you brought over from Lorien.... Oh, and the simbelmynë from Rohan! I love those! Um.... hehe.... so anywa, Sam should get Rivendell, without a doubt.
Sincerely, Frodo Baggins, the Ringbearer
PS: Of course I'm not the principal character of the Red Book of Westmarch! Sam is! So, since he's so important, just give it to him!
(by post)
Dear Elrond,
I see you've redecorated Rivendell. Or have you? It was in my mirror, you see, so it could be that I saw redecoration present, but it could have been redecoration past (remember the funky disco theme you tried, anbout 800 years ago?), or perhaps it was the reflection of redecoration that yet may be. Anyway, if you did redecorate, I'm glad to see you got rid of the autumn in December look. That went out a long time ago. Trust me.
Your affectionate mother-in-law, first Vetter thrice removed, and partner in Ring-bearing, Galadriel
PS: Celeborn wants to knoe if you've chosen anyone to inherit Rivendell yet.
Dear Elrond,
Have you put Pippin in your will yet? Because if not, there's always little old me..... Although I think I'm set to get some very nice land holdings in Rohan, I believe, but why not add to that and create a Merry Empire? Everyone would be quite merry if you did so. All profits would go towards the prevention fo hobbit-abuse.
Hopefully, Meriadoc Brandybuck, sometimes Kalimac Brandagamba, heir of the Mastery of Buckland
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Post by Amarië on Mar 20, 2004 20:19:21 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Elrond,
I think you should install some cameras around here... some person keeps impersonating me... that’s not even my handwriting! See... my g's are different from that!
Sincerely, The true, Frodo Baggins, Who happens to be annoyed that someone is impersonating him.
P.S. I know a good company. Please see attached business card.
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Apr 27, 2004 21:47:02 GMT -5
Dear Elrond, I like you. You're spiffy. And talented. And intelligent. And funny. I love your house, too. Your sons are very fun, and your daughter is beautiful. Your son-in-law is quite nice, also. I think you have too many boarsers and visitors all the time, and I think they really kill your guestbook. They show absolutely no respect, but that's just me. Don't leave Rivendell to anyone, of it you must, leave it to Elladan and Elrohir of someone else who'd not annyong you to get put on your will. Perhaps you should discontinue your guestbook, because people aren't taking it seriously. They're using it to play pranks on you and poke fun at you and order lembas! This is unacceptable! Please speak to them about it and get them to mend their ways. Your admirer, Elrond.
Dear Elrond, We like Sam. Sam is nice. Sam is our friend. Signed, Your trees, herbs, shrubs, bushes, flowers, and other miscellaneous plants.
Dear Elrond, You wouldn't believe what goes on here when you're not looking! Huzzah! Marigold Gamgee
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Morgul
Ranger
Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
Posts: 43
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Post by Morgul on May 6, 2004 4:55:07 GMT -5
Dear Elrond,
Can you please get Glorfindel to take those bells off of Asfaloth, they attract 'Sues like honey does ants.
A. Darkling.
(P.S. have you ever mis-said Asfaloth as Ass Fell Off?)
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