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Post by Mippin on Mar 7, 2004 21:05:16 GMT -5
Mwahahaa! That's right, kiddies. Elrond's Guestbook is back! You know what to do, leave a message.
Dear Elrond,
Sorry, but unfortunately that 'remarkable resistant to the Ring's e-vile' has gotten to me. Therefore, I've done something so e-vile...it will only affect thee. Mwahaha!
-Frodo.
P.S. See attached envelope... sucker! Hahahaha!
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 7, 2004 21:14:14 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Elrond,
I hope you remember the garden competition incident. Be assured that I do. I hope that you trust me, sir, when I tell you that I was barely involved. I didn't cheat, not *me*. But Celeborn had it coming, anyway....... *snackles e-viley*
Yours Respectfully,
Samwise Gamgee, Esq.
Mayor of Hobbiton,
Little Gardener and Lover of Trees, etc.
Bag End
Hobbiton
PS: I hope you've repaired Rivendell after what Denethor did to it.
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Morgul
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Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
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Post by Morgul on Mar 8, 2004 22:31:52 GMT -5
Dear Elrond,
A message has arrived from Gondor, Lord Denethor is on his way.
BTW, nice flowers, lovely shade of red....
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Post by Eladain on Mar 8, 2004 22:42:42 GMT -5
Dear Elrond, Smile dangit!! Your truely, Me  |
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Morgul
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Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
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Post by Morgul on Mar 9, 2004 4:05:31 GMT -5
*another messenger walks up and discretely hands Lord Elrond his Valium*
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Post by Arafangwen on Mar 9, 2004 20:29:18 GMT -5
Elrond, I'm signing this guestbook of yours to, well.... I don't really know why I'm signing it! But you might want to get a new one pretty soon because it seems that over half ov=f the pages have been ripped out and used as a paper hut by Boromir.... I would suggest you fix that.... Thank you for the Herbal Shampoo, I'm sure it was hard for you to get it from Legolas without his catching you, I wish I was as sneaky as you! Thanks for letting me stay here awhile! Mel, Ara  |
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Post by Mippin on Mar 9, 2004 20:37:10 GMT -5
Hey Dad!
Arwen thinks you wore her purple dress.. We have no idea why. Says its stretched...says she's got proof. She's also stolen your Valium. We think a due punishment is in order, don't you?
Yours,
Elladan and Elrohir
P.S. Whatever Arwen may say..we did NOT take any pictures of you sleeping sound with a purple dress-like cloth in your arm.
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Post by Amarië on Mar 9, 2004 20:51:29 GMT -5
Dear Dad,
Have you been wearing my purple dress?! Its all stretched out, and I have pictures to prove it!
*Agent Elrond walks in, Arwen shows pictures*
'Where did you get those?!'
*Arwen points at Elladan and Elrohir, who run away shaking their heads, Agent Elrond slips away*
WAH! My dresss!!!
Sincerely,
Arwen
P.S. I want a new purple dress!
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Morgul
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Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
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Post by Morgul on Mar 9, 2004 23:58:07 GMT -5
Dear Elrond,
I am writing in your guestbook to complain....why doesn't my paper-pile have cable?
Boromir
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Post by Marigold Gamgee on Mar 10, 2004 16:46:50 GMT -5
Dear Elrond,
I hope you don't still think that Rivendell is the latest and greatest in Elven architeture, culture, and fashion. It most certainly is not. Lothlorien, however, now there we have a place which contains "The Heart of Elvendom on Earth." I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions on the obvious superiority of my pretty little forest.
Lots of family love from your mother-in-law,
Galadriel
PS: Even though your ring is the most powerful, I'm many ages older than you, and I happen to be your wife's mother. So don't create useless arguments like "Rivendell is the best because it just is" again, alright? Show some respect!
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Post by Legolas on Mar 10, 2004 16:52:16 GMT -5
Dear Elrond,
The stay was great, but now I have to leave to destroy some ring or other, so bye!
Legolas
P.S. You also have a shampoo thief running around, look into that.
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Post by Arwen on Mar 11, 2004 7:11:27 GMT -5
Dad,
Um, Rivendell is great and everything, but you know that guy Estel that keeps hanging around? We've decided to elope. Catch ya later!
Arwen
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Morgul
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Kisser of John Noble, Stealer of His pen, and only fangirl of Celebrimbor
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Post by Morgul on Mar 11, 2004 16:08:39 GMT -5
ELROND,
THANK YOU FOR THE CURRY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A 10,000 YEARS, AND REMEMBER, DON'T RUN WITH SCYTHES.
DEATH
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Post by Mippin on Mar 15, 2004 19:58:50 GMT -5
Elrond,
I ATE'NT DEAD!
-Granny Weatherwax
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Post by elberethvarda on Mar 15, 2004 21:17:21 GMT -5
Elrond,
I'm watching you.... always watching you...
Agent Lofty
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