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Post by Arafangwen on Aug 22, 2003 23:32:57 GMT -5
Pink elefants to Edoras, to Mippin to Morgoth to blue chesse
Pink elephants are rare to the extreme, mainly because they're pink, I can garauntee you that Edoras is not pink, Mippin on the other hand could change my garuantee on that, she might even be able to change a random odd opinion on Morgoth(or she might just encourage it, you never know), and speaking of random and odd, you certainly fit that description if you like blue cheese! ;D
Orange Ballons to Palantiri to Yellow Birds to Nenya to Whales ;D
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Post by Earwen on Aug 22, 2003 23:35:51 GMT -5
Orange Ballons to Palantiri to Yellow Birds to Nenya to Whales
Orange ballons become round when you blow them up and the plantri is round, but they arew dark not yellow like yellow birds who like to sing like Luthien who great-great-great-ect grandaughter is Arwen who grandmother is Galdariel who owns Nenya which is very preety unlike whales. ;D
Peter Pan to Narya to alarm clocks to the one ring to shrimp
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Post by Firondoiel on Aug 23, 2003 9:52:05 GMT -5
Peter Pan to Narya to alarm clocks to the one ring to shrimp Peter Pan was friends with the Indians, the Indians had campfires, fire is red, Narya is the red ring and the ring of fire, Gandalf was the keeper of Narya, Gandalf was very old friends with hobbits, hobbits like to eat, I think they like to sleep too, I'm pretty positive they didn't have alarm clocks though, alarm clocks are noisy, orcs are noisy, Sauron had lots of orcs, Sauron made the One Ring, the One Ring was carried by Frodo, Frodo went to the Grey Havens and crossed the sea, Shrimp lives in the sea. Okaaaaayyyy.....this was my first time doing this so I hope I did okay. The Barrow Wight to penguins to Legolas to blueberry pie to Sauron
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Post by Earwen on Aug 23, 2003 17:50:51 GMT -5
The Barrow Wight to penguins to Legolas to blueberry pie to Sauron
The barrow-wight is a wight. Wights are e-vile. e-vile is the opposite of good. Penguins are good. Penguins are birds. Birds live in forest. Legolas lives in a forest. Legolas knew hobbits and hobbits like to eat. I don’t think hobbits ever ate blueberry pie. You can have a piece of pie, which is like a piece of cake which means easy which Sauron probely thought taking over Midlle-Earrth would be.
*Troughs giant blueberry pies ate everyone*
Nancy Drew to Frodo to Cinderella to Orthanc to Snow White to Mordor
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Post by Firondoiel on Aug 23, 2003 19:41:38 GMT -5
*wipes blueberry pie off face*
Nancy Drew to Frodo to Cinderella to Orthanc to Snow White to Mordor
Nancy Drew solves mysteries, mysteries are fun to read, Bilbo liked to read, Frodo was Bilbo's Vetterg, Frodo had blue eyes, Cinderella wore a blue dress, Cinderella went to a ball, the ball took place in a castle, castle's are made out of rock and stone, Orthanc was too, Saruman lived in Orthanc, His color was white, Snow White had skin as white as snow, snow is cold, the opposite of cold is hot, fire is hot, Mount Doom was filled with fire, Mount Doom was in Mordor.
Peanut butter to lions to giant squeaky inflatable hammers to Aragorn to purple dresses to Bag End
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Post by Earwen on Aug 28, 2003 11:57:59 GMT -5
Peanut butter to lions to giant squeaky inflatable hammers to Aragorn to purple dresses to Bag End
peanut butter is gross. Dead zebbras with theur guts spilling out is also gross, but lions eat them. Lions live in the same places elphants do. Elaphants squek when the see mice just like giant inflatable squeky hammers squeak. The hammers are fun. Aragorn is also fun(maybe) Aragorn's girlfriend is Arwen who wear a purple dress and purple dresses are something hobiit lasses also where. Hobit lasses live in hobbit hole like Bag end
Bees to Frodo to Beron to bears to Computers to Finwe
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Post by Firondoiel on Aug 28, 2003 14:57:48 GMT -5
Bees to Frodo to Beron to bears to Computers to Finwe
Bees gather nectar from flowers, they use the nectar to make honey, hobbits like honey, Frodo is a hobbit, Aragorn tells the Lay of Leithan to Frodo and co. at Weathertop, The Lay of Leithan tells of the meeting of Beren and Luthien, Beren was killed by a wolf not a bear, bears are cute, I have two cute stuffed bears, my Dad has a stuffed crow, This stuffed crow sits on top of his computer, I am on his computer a lot, I look up stuff about Tolkien mostly, Tolkien wrote the Silmarillion, Finwe is in the Silmarillion.
Smilies to Gollum to Staples to Galadriel to Index Cards
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Post by Earwen on Aug 29, 2003 19:37:16 GMT -5
Smilies to Gollum to Staples to Galadriel to Index Cards
Smilies are the little icon thingies also called gremlins. Gremlin starts with a G just like Gollum. Gollum can hurt you, and staples can hurt if you poke them. Stapels are silver which is very close to white and GaLADRIEL WEARS A LOT OF WHITE DRESSES. Galadriel speaks so smothy that its seems she already wrote out what see was going to say on index cards
Yellow nose rings to Sauron to cashews to Glorfindel to Tape to Rivendell ;D
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Post by Amarië on Sept 1, 2003 16:14:07 GMT -5
Yellow nose rings to Sauron to cashews to Glorfindel to Tape to Rivendell Yellow nose rings are yellow, pink bunny slippers that have ears that flap around when you walk and squeak ever step are pink, pink and yellow are colours, Sauron has pink bunny slippers that have ears that flap around when you walk and squeak ever step, Sauron also has several minions who like to eat man-flesh, which they consider a food item, cashews are a food item, cashews are nuts, nuts come from trees? there are several trees around Rivendell, Arwen lives in Rivendell, Arwen usurped Glorifindel, Glorifindel has a spiffy horse, horses in todays modern world are horse-shoes are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-viled a lot, horse-shoes are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-vileing reciures a lot of endurance, people who have a lot of endurance are horse-shoes are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-vileres?, people use tape tape is used by people, horse-shoes are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-vileres are people, horse-shoes are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-vileres are people that have a lot of endurance to do horses horse-shoes are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-viles are e-vile are e-vileing?, Glorfindel has a spiffy horse, Glorfindel lives in Rivendell that must have been long... I have a very good idea for the next one [glow=purple,2,300]Frodo to oranges to gel mouse pads to Arwen to cheerleaders to s p o o n s which are non-existant to Doritos to Galadriel to penguins to elves to beach balls to trees4peace to how Sauron is allergic to penguins to checkbooks to Aol Instant Messenger to the One Ring ro pink tutus to jell-o to The Shire to Lothlorien to The Silmarillion to An armadillo to Purple smily faces, to Grishnak, to pyromaniacs to Pink elefants [/glow] does any of that sound familar? HAVE A SPIFFY TIME!
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Post by Amarië on Sept 1, 2003 16:15:23 GMT -5
Okay something really weird just happened and Im getting really annoyed, *mumbles something about cesored words* MIPPIN!
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Post by Amarië on Sept 1, 2003 16:23:44 GMT -5
everything that says e-vile is not supposed to be there, and I dont know how iI had it before so I cant change it but I'll try it was supposed to be something like:
Yellow nose rings are yellow, pink bunny slippers that have ears that flap around when you walk and squeak ever step are pink, pink and yellow are colours, Sauron has pink bunny slippers that have ears that flap around when you walk and squeak ever step, Sauron also has several minions who like to eat man-flesh, which they consider a food item, cashews are a food item, cashews are nuts, nuts come from trees? there are several trees around Rivendell, Arwen lives in Rivendell, Arwen usurped Glorifindel, Glorifindel has a spiffy horse, horses in todays modern world wear horse-shoes, horse shoes have to be put on by horse-shorers?, people who are horse-shoeres are well people, people us objects such as tape, tape is used by people, people have jobs, or most of them do, horse-shoeing is a job, horse-shoeres put horse-shoes on horses, Glorfindel has a spiffy horse, Glorfindel lives in Rivendell
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Post by Amarië on Sept 1, 2003 16:24:44 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Frodo to oranges to gel mouse pads to Arwen to cheerleaders to s p o o n s which are non-existant to Doritos to Galadriel to penguins to elves to beach balls to trees4peace to how Sauron is allergic to penguins to checkbooks to Aol Instant Messenger to the One Ring ro pink tutus to jell-o to The Shire to Lothlorien to The Silmarillion to An armadillo to Purple smily faces, to Grishnak, to pyromaniacs to Pink elefants [/glow] this is the I say for the next person...
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Post by Gaia Forestwalker on Sept 8, 2003 12:46:10 GMT -5
*takes deep breath* shall I daree this? I think I'll give it a try Frodo to oranges to gel mouse pads to Arwen to cheerleaders to s p o o n s which are non-existant to Doritos to Galadriel to penguins to elves to beach balls to trees4peace to how Sauron is allergic to penguins to checkbooks to Aol Instant Messenger to the One Ring ro pink tutus to jell-o to The Shire to Lothlorien to The Silmarillion to An armadillo to Purple smily faces, to Grishnak, to pyromaniacs to Pink elefants . Frodo is a hobbit, hobbits live in the shire (well most of them do), there are no oranges in the shire, because oranges need a tropical climate, and the shire is in the north. i you leave oranges laying around for a very long time, the inside turns to rotten mush. mush is a bit like gel. Gel is used in gel mouse pads, which are used with mouses (mice??) which are used with computers. There are no computers in Rivendell, which is the home of Arwen. Arwen wears dresses and skirts, cheerleaders also wer skirts, but they are about 100 times shorter than Arwen's. They are so short that you couldn't hide a sthingy under them. of course all of us who have seen the Matrix know that that would be unecesary, since there is no sthingy anyway. the Matrix takes place in the modern world. In the modern world there are Doritos, though they do not apear in the matrix. neither do they apear in Lothlorien, which is the kingdom of Galadriel. Lothlorien is far off from any ocean, which is why they are seldomly visited by penguins, who live near the water. The Eves of Alqualonde also lived near the water, but they all got killed by Feanor. Even when they were alive, I doubt they ever played with beach-balls. They did, however build boats out of wood, which came from trees, possible planted by trees4peace, although i doubt that also. Mordor is, like lothlorien, not close to the ocean, which is good, because Sauron is alergic to penguins, and a big swollen fiery red eye is not a pretty sight. Imagine how much he would have to pay for eye-drops! Good that he has his trusty checkbook, just like every employee of Aol, who provide the AOL instant messenger service, has one. The employees of AOL, however do not own the one ring, so you can not get it from them, even if you all dance in front of them in pink tutus! The favourite food of every AOL employee is Jell-o, which is not unlike in consistency to rotten orange-goop, which you will not find in the shire, because, as I have already told you, the climate is not favourable for oranges there. I don't know if it is favourable in Lothlorien, which is supposed to be nice, but looked odly cold in the movie. In the Silmarillion, you can read how Lothlorien was founded, though, sadly, it's foundation did not involve any armadillos, who prefer yet another climate. But they did probably serve wine, which was a shade of reddish purple. Drunk elves always have smiles on their faces, but they can't aim very well when they're drunk, so one of them poured wine all over his smiling face, which made him a purple-smilie-face. I am shure Grishnak (who has neither a smiling, nor a purple face) would have found that amusing, but he was never in Lothlorien, as he despises elves, which is odd, because they are, techniaclly, his ancestors. Denethor, who was a pyromaniac, kept very close records of his ancestors, but if he ever saw a pink elephant, he did not keep a record of it, possibly because he migth have been drunk at the time. wow, that was long! ok... blue ink to battlements to trampolines to acrylic paint to elven hair. ;D P.S: apologies for any spelling mistakes, but i had a LOT to type!
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Post by Lëowen on Sept 8, 2003 19:33:24 GMT -5
I applaud you! That's probably the longest, or one of the longest Round-a-bout posts I've ever seen...
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Post by Gaia Forestwalker on Sept 9, 2003 8:43:05 GMT -5
thank you, thank you *bows* ;D It was quite fun though!
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